Oh my gosh...this is so funny! Until today I hadn't heard this sketch by my favorite comedian. Go ahead and release some endorphins by having a laughing fit...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-JRQXYy9wk&feature=related. You're Welcome!
P.S. Check out some others on the side bar of this link. Especially "Phones and Codes" and "Dinner Party." Ahhhh...my cheeks hurt.