My experience at the dentist was so traumatizing today that I actually caught myself considering other horrific things I'd rather be doing. This list explains the extent to which I loathe going to the dentist. Instead of going to the dentist I would rather...
- Use a Wal*Mart bathroom.
- Clean a Wal*Mart bathroom.
- Drive across the country and back.
- Listen to Ben and Emma cry simultaneously...for an hour straight.
- Have my blood drawn.
- Take a semester of Algebra.
- Give birth again.
- Have a colonoscopy.
Unfortunately, none of those options would allow me to keep my teeth-so I sucked it up and headed to the dentist. I feel like I am "sucking it up" a lot lately. I read somewhere that dentists have the highest suicide rate above any other profession. I mean, think about it...nobody looks forward to seeing you. It's sad too, because my dentist is such a nice man.