Today I learned all about the process of legally changing your last name at the Social Security office. It took me five years, but it's officially...official now. For a split second, I had a little identity crisis. I didn't realize a name meant so much to me until the officer informed me that it was changed in the government's system. Anyway, the whole process was such a pain in my side that it gave me one more reason to stay married. That...and the whole love thing.